"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."
Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

thatfunnyblog:

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BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?


these are not my children

these are not my children

getoffmybloghoe:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my houseΒ 

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

image

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


dude i think our babies can talk

dude i think our babies can talk

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up