*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
Favorite story of the morning
You are not a pear, you are not an hourglass, you are not an apple; you are a human being, with bumps and crevices and scars. You are a million shapes rolled into one. You are a universe within yourself. You are a human being, and you are magnificent.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"motivation for life in general and the ability to like get out of bed in the morning"
"make phone calls without hyperventilating"
"have job interviews without stuttering"
"being able to function as an adult in society"
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up